18 January 2007

New Blog Features, Because I Am Very Bored

Over Christmas my sister and I went through our boxes of stuff at my parents' house and scaled it down bigtime. We did this about 2 years ago, so it wasn't actually that bad. I found some funny stuff, and spent a lot more time reading through old schoolwork, looking at old pictures and reminiscing than doing any actual work!

I think I may have missed a box of stuff, because I didn't encounter any old yearbooks, or some other stuff that I know I wouldn't have thrown out. Like notes from junior high. Let's be honest, they were so stupid, but worth a laugh, and I'm sure I kept a few. The point of this all is, I did find one old note, and was gonna publish excerpts of it on here, see if you could figure out who wrote it to me and which various people and teachers we were discussing. But looking at it now, it is all way too rude/raunchy/insulting/pointless to publish on here. That alone should tell you who wrote it!! (No, not me!) No one who reads this blog is in there, in fact, no one who I have seen in years. Man, we were such bitchy cows in junior high!

Well, that was pointless. On to other things: I think it's time for:

SVEN OF THE WEEK

This week's Sven Of The Week award goes to "X", at the hospital. I'm not fond of her attitude and find she delights a lot in the meagre amount of power she has been allocated. She is lording it over me and making me do a lot of pointless hoop-jumping. So I'm sitting at home, writing stupid blogs, when I could be out making money.

Rating:

(4 penguin pokes, out of a possible 5)

She wins: My freezer. Complete with death-breath smell, rotten food, and black mould.


WARM FUZZY OF THE WEEK
And this week's Warm Fuzzy goes to Hannah and Julie. It was great to meet up the other day, chatting for hours and catching up on all the gossip. I especially appreciate their friendship when I was feeling low after returning from my long hiatus.

Rating:
(3 creme eggs out of a possible 5, points deducted for getting me so drunk that I spent the night with my head in the toilet!) They win: Drinks on me on our next night out

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And finally,

Things You Probably Didn't Know About Me (T.Y.P.D.K.A.M.)

#1) I know all the words to Ice Ice Baby (Vanilla Ice), Shoop (Salt 'n Pepa) and Whoomp There It Is (Tag Team) . I really get into it when I sing along too, especially Shoop

1 comment:

TRAVIS & LAURA said...

Who is funniest girl I know? That would have to be you. Truely you have too much time on your hands if you can make your blog as interesting and fun to read as you do. But keep it up, what a laugh!
And ps, if it was ME that wrote the note, thank the lord that you didn't publish it, I'm embarressed that I wrote such things back then...keep in in the vault!
I hope all is well at the hospital, and things are becoming more clear for you as you figure out where to go next.